Whatsapp best funny shayari in hindi Santa aur Banta saffar te ja rhe

Santa aur Banta saffar te ja rhe see, 

raste wichoh raat ho gye

Te oh tent lga ke so gye, 

Raat nu Banta di akh khuli

Ohne santa nu jaga ke kiha asman wal dekh ke dass tainu ki nazar aa

Riha hai santa boliya bhut sare sittare

Banta esh to ki patta lagda hai

Santa: assman bhut hi khubsurat hai te roshni bhi hai

Banta: oye kanjra, koyi sada tent putt ke lai gya hai

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. 

Patient: teek hai doctor 

(ek hafte ke baad) 

Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya? 

Patient: nahi doctor. 

Doctor: kyu nahi? 

Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … ”

Banta – “woh kaise ?”

Santa – “pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti … !”

Santa apne dost Banta se apni biwi kee shikaayat kar rahaa tha – “kal raat meri Wife neend mein jor-jor se haath-paanv patak rahi thee aur badbadaa rahee thee  – NO Rahul !… NO, NO … Plssss … NO !!!’

Banta – “toh isme gussa hone waali konsi baat hai … After all she said NO !”

Arz Karda Haan, Ohna Di Gali To Gujre

Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,

Wah Ji Wah…

Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,

Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…

Santa – “Yaar mai apni wife kee yaad-daasht se bahut pareshaan hoon …”

Banta – “kyon ? kya woh har baat bhool jaati hai ?”

Santa – “nahi … balki woh koi bhi baat bhoolti hi nahi hai !!!”

Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai. 

Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai. 

Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa